Oh, Flip Wilson, how I miss ya!
But I’m hoping other comedians do the smackdown this heinous person named Mike Maggio. A judge in Arkansas, he was lame enough to post as “geauxjudge” on a fan site for Louisiana State University, and was, mercifully, exposed by political blogger Matt Campbell on his Blue Hog Report blog.
Not only is Magic Mike a racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted, uneducated cretin, he presides over divorce cases. I bet every lawyer in Arkansas is in hog heaven right about now, as there are – and should be – a lot of cases that should be overturned or amended because Magic Mike’s big mouth revealed him to be a woman-hater who is utterly without scruples.
And he was also dumb enough to reveal private details about the adoption of Charlize Theron’s son, and her lawyers are now on the case. For Magic Mike to be disbarred can’t come soon enough.
It is unbelievable that such a hateful man could rule on the futures of some many women and children whose sole crime was to have the man of the house be a cheating scumbag. It is even more unbelievable that he thought he was so inviolate that he was running for the Arkansas Court of Appeals.
After being outed, Magic Mike withdrew from the race and offered one of those yeah-right apologies.
The only apology he should offer is to all the women he has wronged, and to resign from his position and never ever practice law in any form ever again.