TOBACCO ROAD

The 85-year-old Fidel Castro turned decrepit decades before his eligibility into Lurcherdom, and has been responsible for countless human rights violations and human suffering over his way-too-many decades in power, but for once I totally agree with him.

“The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is – and I mean this seriously – the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been,” he said.

Too bad he hasn’t been as honest about Cuba.

Ego, bluster, cruelty - Castro or Newt?