Speaking of rats, let me say a word for the stupid selfish jerk  Jeremy Bieber, who inflicted spawned Justin Bieber on the world. Or rather, two words:

Grow up.

According to this report:, there was so much pot-smoking going on in the private jet flying Justin and his psycho-enabling twits entourage from Toronto to NYC that the pilots had to put on their oxygen masks to avoid getting high. The flight attendant had to stay in the cockpit as the behavior of Jeremy and Justin and their idiot friends pals was offensive and terrifying.

I wish these pilots had called an emergency and set the plane down at a tiny airport in Ithaca, had it met by cops and DEA agents, and had the stupid freaking idiots Jeremy and Justin arrested. As it is, nothing happened to these fools after they landed at the intended destination. Although the plane reeked and was searched thoroughly for hours, some junkie fool addicts potheads seemed to have consumed their entire stash. How dumb charming.

You’d think with Justin’s reputation in the gutter along with his behavior, a parent might want to step it up a little bit and apply some tough love.

Not Jeremy.

He’s too busy getting high.



Well, well, the spoiled brat got what he needed to get. No, not a ban from ever subjecting us to his singing ever again, but an arrest.

Justin Bieber went to a nightclub in Miami, got loaded, got into a rented Lamborghini, had his father Jeremy block off the area, and started drag racing with a friend in a Ferrari.

Fortunately, before someone got killed, the police arrived. Justin failed a field sobriety test and was carted away for DUI and resisting arrest. His drag-racing pal was also arrested.

According to TMZ, “Bieber was defiant from the get-go, yelling at the cops, ‘Why the f**k are you doing this?’  He also yelled, ‘What the f**k did I do.  Why did you stop me?’

“When the officer tried to perform a routine pat down, Bieber said, ‘I ain’t got no f**king weapons, why do you have to search me?  What the f**k is this about?  Bieber claimed he wasn’t drunk and coming back from recording music.  That’s not true, because we knew he was at a club. And take a look at his glassy eyes in his mug shot. (Nice haircut, by the way.)

“Now the basis for the resisting arrest charge — Before the pat down, as Bieber got out of the car, he ‘kept going into his pants pocket.’  The cop ordered him to put his hands on the vehicle, and Bieber initially complied but soon took his hands off the car, turned and then cussed out the cop. The cop then grabbed Justin by the right arm, Justin pulled his arm away, and said, ‘What the f**k are you doing?’”

So the teen heartthrob turned bully/gangsta wannabe has finally been held accountable for his increasingly disgusting behavior. “Kid needs help,” one of the cops said, and that is the total truth. I hope getting sent to the slammer and having to deal with the consequences for once in his narcissistic life might turn him around, but am not hopeful. He’s a serious mess.

When I was a fulltime entertainment journalist, I saw many young stars with Bieber’s talent—and you can’t deny that he earned his stardom, even if his songs make your teeth go all fuzzy–start out bright and lovely and earnest and helpful and sweet and brimming with talent. And then they morphed….sometimes into even lovelier people but more often into monsters.

As idiotic as Justin has been for the last year or two, it’s hard not to put a lot of blame on his handlers and management. And his father. It boggles my mind that Jeremy Bieber, who’s 38, was not only out drugging and boozing and clubbing with his revolting offspring, but that he blocked off a residential street so his wasted kid could race a sports car! Talk about Worst Dad in the World.

It’s obvious to everyone except his idiot father that Justin is a bully and an addict and out of control. He needs a lockdown in rehab, and he needs to grow up. But it’s nearly impossible to grow up when responsible adults are nowhere to be found (including your idiot father), you’ve got a gazillion dollars, fans will do anything to be close to you, your entourage is equally stupid and reckless, and you always seem get a pass because you’re a “star.”

Just ask Lindsay Lohan.


While on the topic of idiotic and offensive references to the suffering of the Jews in the Holocaust, enter one young man still 31 years away from Lurching, but whose comment about this woman, who would have been nearly 84 had she not be exterminated in a concentration camp, are so patently stupid that I just can’t let them slide.

In other words, Justin Bieber, on tour in Europe where he is singing for his supper when he’s not running around threatening the paparazzi and pulling up his pants, paid a visit to the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam. As millions have done before him, he signed the guest book.

“Truly inspiring to be able to come here,” he wrote. “Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

Okay, so you have to cut JB some slack because we already knew he is a 19-year-old spoiled, rich, egomaniacal object of affection for hordes of young girls crushing on puppy love.

But on the other hand, why should we cut anyone any slack for such unbelievable hubris?

Honestly, Anne Frank had better things to do with her time than moon over dopey cute boys with good hair. I sincerely doubt she would have been a belieber. Gee, I dunno, maybe the Nazis had something to do with that. Or maybe her smarts, good taste, selflessness, and spirit would have too.

She would have seen JB for what he is: A bratty little putz.

Or maybe she would have seen right through JB’s monumental ego. Signing a book that is an homage to one of the most courageous teens who ever lived and making it all about him is what rankles.

Over to you, Canada. He’s all yours!